Episodes
Episode 40: IT’S TIME TO BFFR: Our Honesty Era
Taylor and Ky cut the sh*t and talk all about being honest in this episode. They start by discussing what it means to be old (25), bring up the debate between Gen Z and Millennials, work through the Cuffing Season schedule, publicly shame "wife guys," and finish by exploring the topic of honesty.
Episode 39: Kyvon is Mother to a Lot of These B*tches: Our Adaptability Era
Taylor and Ky open with a rousing game of "How to Be Professionally Passive-Aggressive" before getting wayyy too deep into Ky's recent astrology reading. They then discuss how to be adaptable to life's many challenges and Taylor references a life lesson taught to her by her Infamous Cancer Ex.
Episode 38: Is Anyone Truly Special? Navigating Our Flop Era
Taylor and Ky get really deep in this episode when they talk about their flop eras. They kick off the episode with a “quick hits” list of pop culture happenings including the Queen’s passing, Don’t Worry Darling, Lea’s Covid announcement, and The Little Mermaid. Later, they get into the question: “if EVERYONE is special, is ANYONE special?”
Episode 37: Non-Essential Alien Baby Teeth Surgery: Our Adult Purchases Era
After a rousing thought-starter on how to incorporate creativity into your life in a sustainable way, Ky and Taylor are sidetracked by Leonardo DiCaprio's worrying trend of exclusively dating women under 25 years old. They then discuss how it feels to be in their Adult Purchases Era and expose the field of dentistry as a scam.
Episode 36: Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? The Girl Code
In the Season 6 finale episode, Taylor and Ky talk about the Girl Code. The duo starts by signing their book deal, then discusses the troubling nuances around dissing misogynists, and uncovers what it means to be a woman that supports other women.
Episode 35: Kissing the Homies on the Lips: Guy Code
Listen up, femmes - this week we spill all the tea on bro code. The secrets the guys don't want you to know. But first, Taylor tells the tragic story of her stolen phone, and the besties create fanfic about themselves in different historical eras.
Episode 34: Reviewing Buzz Lightyear’s Retirement Plan
Taylor and Kyvon talk all about getting older in this episode. The two talk about the plight of wild hamsters, America's lace front, Christian Walker's departure, and their journies into old age.
Episode 33: Destroying the Ozone Layer in Taylor Swift’s Private Jet
In this rambling episode, Taylor recounts throwing up from period cramps, Ky presents an ethical dilemma to rival the Trolley Problem, and the two discuss how to deal with stressful situations and uncomfortable locations.
Episode 32: A Playdate with Our Inner Child
In this oddly significant episode, Taylor and Ky revisit their childhood dreams. They start by exploring 'feedback loops', debate whether or not rich people deserve rights, and get to know each other by way of childhood hopes and dreams.
Episode 31: Marked 'Safe' from Lea Michele
In a bizarre kickoff to season six, Taylor and Ky discuss the items still left on their summer bucket lists, recap the Beanie vs. Lea Funny Girl casting fiasco, and chat about the hobbies they have loved and lost.
Episode 30: A Trip to the Clouds: Vibing Higher
In this Season 5 finale, Taylor and Ky talk all about vibing higher in spite of life. In the first half, the two talk about their dream celebrity roommates, the new Jack Harlow, and then transition into a very special second half. They both partake in a bit of the devil's lettuce and truly explore staying positive from up in the clouds.
Episode 29: Sonic the Hedgehog's Redemption Arc: F*cking Up the Vibe
Ky and Taylor talk about f*cking up the vibe. They check in with the aspirations of their younger selves, review movies they've never seen, and discuss how they have f*cked up the vibe.
Episode 28: Absorbing Your Twin in the Womb
In this wholesome episode, Taylor and Ky talk about absorbing the vibe — admiring people's energy. The two start off in dangerous territory by offending all of the United Kingdom, move on to a heartfelt exploration of their sexualities (feat. a special message from a NoFUQs listener), and end by talking about the importance of learning lessons and admiring special people in their lives.
Episode 27: Better Hoes & Gardens: Curating a Vibe
In the third episode of our Vibes series, Ky and Taylor talk about curating your very own vibe. The besties go on a brief misandrist rant, recap an iconic night with Trixie Mattel, and teach the listeners how to create a *hot* vibe for a special night (hint - it involves setting your carpet on fire)
Episode 26: Stinky Uh Oh Poo Poo, the Vibes are Rancid
In this energetic episode, Taylor and Ky talk about what to do when the vibes are rancid. Tay kicks off the episode by sharing her coming-out story, they both psychoanalyze Kim and Pete's relationship, and finish by giving advice on how to switch things up when the energy is stinky and scary.
Episode 25: Catching a Solo Vibe (Wait, Not Like That)
It's season 5 and time to VIBE. Taylor and Ky experiment with coochie slam poetry, give an extremely belated Met Gala fashion review, and attempt to define the fleeting yet intoxicating sensation of Catching a Vibe.
Episode 24: Two Menaces with Internet Access
Your favorite duo is back and fully recovered from their bout with [REDACTED]. In this special finale to Season 4, Taylor and Kyvon take a trip to the dark places on the Internet. They catch up and bond over almost dying, read the inaugural listener email all about penises, and unveil their not-so-healthy relationships with conspiracy theories.
Episode 23: K-Popping My Pu$$y (Meow): Going to a Booty Call
In this (a)rousing episode, Taylor tells a deeply traumatizing hangover story, Ky reads DM's from his sugar daddy applicants, and Taylor loses her mind over Phoebe Bridgers' engagement. Then, Taylor and Ky talk all things booty call - ideal hookup partners, the friends to lovers to friends pipeline, and the elusive morning booty call.
Episode 22: Entering Our Slut Era On the Way to Get Food
For this chill episode, Taylor and Ky talk about going out to eat. Taylor officiates the commencement of their Slut Era, Ky shits on billionaires, and the two give a comprehensive list of where to get great food and how to order tacos in Spanish.
Episode 21: Front Row Seat to the Sh*t Show
Ky and Taylor reunite to sip the Coachella hater-ade, reveal what really goes down in the girls' bathroom, and recap the most memorable performances they've attended (including the time that Ky got too h*gh and fell down at the drive-in).